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In this clip from civil rights activist Petey Greene’s Washington DC television program in the Spring of 1982, Greene explains how to eat watermelon. Utterly bizarre. Also, pointers on eating corn and fried chicken.

There is, by the way, an AWESOME book out all about Petey, titled “Laugh if you like” by Lurma Rackley…you can get it on Amazon.

Oscar nominee Don Cheadle portrays Petey Greene in a 2007 movie based loosely on Petey’s life titled “Talk To Me” which is available on DVD.

The song at the end of Petey’s video (used as his show’s theme music) is “Amazon” by Earl Klugh from “The Best of Earl Klugh, Vol. 1″.
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okcupid-conversation-needy_chode, originally uploaded by freya.gefn.

needy_chode: raising the bar for girl-girl online communications.

Hackers change public safety message to Warning Zombies!

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Offizieller Kinotrailer von “Chocolate” in HD!

Thai director Prachya Pinkaew, who brought us Tony Jaa’s incredible and brutal close combat fighting in ONG BAK and TOM YUM GOONG, is back bringing us a similar Muay Thai extravaganza with the upcoming CHOCOLATE, only this time around it’s an autistic girl with an amazing ability to kick some ass. Really, the trailer that IGN recently posted says so. And boy can this chick kick some ass. And she does it without wires or special effects. Why is she kicking so much ass? Something about settling her mother’s debt or something. Click on the film’s poster below to check out the trailer. It opens Feburary 6th in Thailand and, depending on its success, may get a release stateside.
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An elderly man doles out the harshness on how Dr. Tran, Leland and Fat Friend might better peddle their lame little wares. Created by Breehn Burns & Jason Johnson.

For more Dr. Tran visit

http://www.lonesausage.com

For more Mondo Minishows visit

http://www.mondominishows.com

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A music video I made in Flash for 1-800-ZOMBIE’s song; “Unicorn”!

http://www.myspace.com/1800zombie

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I’m going to see these kids on saturday at the punch line comedy club. It should be fun ^^

God’s Pottery is a Christian acoustic duo formed to spread the Word while addressing the issues facing today’s Youth and the Spiritual Community at large. Members Jeremiah Smallchild and Gideon Lamb use their unique blend of music, people-skills and Biblical know-how to inspire all who are willing to listen with open hearts.

via God’s Pottery.

Imogen Heap performing Hide and Seek live at Fearless Music, NYC. www.fearlessmusic.com
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Where are we? What the hell is going on?
The dust has only just begun to form,
Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling.
Spin me round again and rub my eyes.
This can’t be happening.
When busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy.

Hide and seek.
Trains and sewing machines.
All those years they were here first.

Oily marks appear on walls
Where pleasure moments hung before.
The takeover, the sweeping insensitivity of this
still life.

Hide and seek.
Trains and sewing machines. (Oh, you won’t catch me around here)
Blood and tears,
They were here first.

Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that you only meant well? Well, of course you did.
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it’s all for the best? Ah of course it is.
Mmm, what you say?
Mm, that it’s just what we need? And you decided this.
Mmm what you say?
What did she say?

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.
Speak no feeling, no I dont believe you.
You don’t care a bit. You don’t care a bit.

Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
Mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut-outs.
Speak no feeling, no I don’t believe you.
You don’t care a bit. You don’t care a bit.

You don’t care a bit.
You don’t care a bit.
You don’t care a bit.
You don’t care a bit.
You don’t care a bit.

Unofficial video directed by Andy Bouvé

From the album “Life is Full of Possibilities” (2001)
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You can turn the city upside down if you want to but it won’t keep you dry.
You can turn the city upside down, like an umbrella but it won’t keep you dry.

When you wrap yourself in a highway strip, don’t expect any warmth from it.
All it is is cold cement.

You can turn the city upside down, like an umbrella but who knows what you’ll find.
Be careful if you try.

You can turn the city upside down if you want to but it won’t keep you dry.

(Keep you dry, Keep you dry, Keep you dry…)